A Prime Example of Great Writing
I have just chanced upon some of the greatest writing on the Internet. That is, my copy editor threw a printout up to me from the dungeon.
Life, by Dan Brown
I have never seen a finer example of elegant prose and well-structured plot outside my own writing. The author has so many techniques mastered that I could spend days enumerating them all. Rather than do that, I simply urge you to read and assimilate.
Go forth, dear Philistines, and educate yourselves!